Playing "A Round"

The course is a strange one, much too risky to win
Yet the bet in the clubhouse said Tiger’s all in
From the tees, one can’t tell how the fairways will go
Make just one mistake and you’ll reap what you sow

And so it came down to a strange late night crash
Where the problems of life can’t be hidden by cash
Some say that her swing speed may be faster than his
To the press and police he claimed “nobody’s biz”

Yes, this is a major, a triple bogey in life

It could cost him his game, money, kids, and his wife
So Tiger, no matter how hard you may try
Ain’t no way to salvage a par from this lie